Life is not fair - 6

Ellen went for her second lot of chemo yesterday at Maidstone Hospital.

"Hello, I'm here"
"Err, we haven't got any beds, go away"
"What about this empty pump attached to me?"

They took it out and sent her home.

Shakes head in disbelief.

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