Internet Banking...
I'm quite a fan of Internet banking until now. I have recently opened an account with "another bank" for my mothers affairs. I needed to setup a "payee" (a special banking word for "a person") ready for things called "transactions" (another special word for "moving cash"). All I wanted to do was to pay £90 to someone. Or, "transact £90 to the payee" in the modern idiom. Username - easy Password - um, bugger forgot. Find piece of paper, no, not that one. Blast, where did I put it? Oh, I know, I put it in a file. Find file, open file, read password. Enter password - " Your session has expired, please login again ". "What! I haven't bloody well logged in yet! Wha'you mean? Click " Online banking login " again. Username - yup Password - MyDogHasaLongNeck (Well, it is online banking isn't it?) " We're sorry, your details don't match " Username - yup (again)