I remember where I was, do you?

I heard this morning that the great Michael Jackson died yesterday, aged 50, from a heart attack.

There are those people who loved him, those who hated him and those who, quite frankly, didn't did a stuff.

Will MJ be remembered for his great music, or his horrific upbringing?
Will MJ be remembered for his great music, or the allegations of child abuse?
Will MJ be remembered for his great music, or his alleged attempt at being white?
Will MJ be remembered for his great music, or that he died at the same time as Farrah Fawcett-Majors?
Will MJ be... & etc etc etc.

My wife was devastated, she had failed several times to get tickets for the (obviously now cancelled) MJ tour in the UK. Whilst watching the TV coverage this morning she suddenly remarked "Oh, I don't now how much shopping to buy now!", "Why?", I asked, "Was he coming round for tea?"

There was rumour that he was in fact Latoya and MJ are/were the same people. Now we'll find out. I have a theory that he's not really dead, but will in fact spend the rest of his life as Latoya and all this is just to get out of paying off his debts...

I drove the smart in this morning with one of the best CD's in the world playing - Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon.

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