How Much?!!
Whilst in Vegas, the four of us went to the "Cafe Bellagio" for afternoon tea and got slightly nosed-up because we weren't wearing dinner jackets and bow ties, but they begrudgingly let us have a table anyway.
On the grounds that cocktails were only slightly more expensive at $12 than a coffee or lemonade, we decide to have one each and share a "Strawberry Cheesecake" between each couple. I think it was because of this that they gave us their *special* version.
This consisted of cheesecake, ice cream and something on top they referred to as "spun sugar".
This is, in fact, is barbed-wire.
When eaten, this jabs with needle-point precision, any available gum, tongue or throat with the same reckless abandon as a manic dentist on speed.
The bill came to $72 for four drinks and two razor-wire desserts.
We left an $8 tip in case they gunned us down on the way out.
Just out of earshot on the mall outside my friend remarked "F*** me, we just paid $80 for Strawberries & Loft Insulation..."
On the grounds that cocktails were only slightly more expensive at $12 than a coffee or lemonade, we decide to have one each and share a "Strawberry Cheesecake" between each couple. I think it was because of this that they gave us their *special* version.
This consisted of cheesecake, ice cream and something on top they referred to as "spun sugar".
This is, in fact, is barbed-wire.
When eaten, this jabs with needle-point precision, any available gum, tongue or throat with the same reckless abandon as a manic dentist on speed.
The bill came to $72 for four drinks and two razor-wire desserts.
We left an $8 tip in case they gunned us down on the way out.
Just out of earshot on the mall outside my friend remarked "F*** me, we just paid $80 for Strawberries & Loft Insulation..."
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