Always turn off Bluetooth...

This happened to my work colleague yesterday.

He took the department's pool car into Kwik Fit (the tyre & MOT people) to get the tyre pressures looked at as the dashboard was complaining that one of them was low. The fitter drove the car into the bay whilst my friend waited in the waiting room next door.

A few moments later, his iPhone rang. It was his girlfriend.

"Where are you?"
"In Kwik Fit, why?"
"Are you alone?"
"Yes, there's no one in the waiting room, why?"
"Great! I thought we could have phone-sex..."

Yeah, brilliant, he thought. "Go on you start."

There was a slight pause and he could hear his girlfriend talking, erm, softly, but with the background noise from the fitting shop, he was unable to make it out clearly.

After a longish period of barely audible whispering and then silence he assumed that her signal had gone.


The fitter walked into the waiting room.

"I just thought you'd like to know that the hands-free kit on the BMW has just cut in..."

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