SKI ing - v
It's like this. The weather stays dry for 2 weeks - they come and put up the sides and they find that the specialised roof hasn't turned up from the makers as it should - and of course it rains overnight. So all that lovely sun-drying has come to naught... Bugger.
I woke up at 3:00am to hear the rain pouring down. "Don't worry" I think, "I can always sweep it out in the morning"
The 3:04 paranoia sets it...
"Hang on! The doors are fitted, is really is like a swimming pool now, it could potentially get to six feet deep! Don't be silly, it can't rain that much! Ah, but, there's a hole where the sparky has drilled through the wall to put the ring-main. My God! If it gets that high it'll be all over the living room. Quick get up and open the doors...". And so and so forth in a similar vein.
Fortunately, I fall asleep. I awake to find about 1mm in puddles on the floor. The men arrive.
"Hello, don't worry, the lad will dry it out with a bit of tissue off that roll. He won't need much."
"Shut up."
I woke up at 3:00am to hear the rain pouring down. "Don't worry" I think, "I can always sweep it out in the morning"
The 3:04 paranoia sets it...
"Hang on! The doors are fitted, is really is like a swimming pool now, it could potentially get to six feet deep! Don't be silly, it can't rain that much! Ah, but, there's a hole where the sparky has drilled through the wall to put the ring-main. My God! If it gets that high it'll be all over the living room. Quick get up and open the doors...". And so and so forth in a similar vein.
Fortunately, I fall asleep. I awake to find about 1mm in puddles on the floor. The men arrive.
"Hello, don't worry, the lad will dry it out with a bit of tissue off that roll. He won't need much."
"Shut up."
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